125th
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Coca Cola's 125th Anniversary and why we're not
celebrating.
Editor's note: We tried
to find who the "us" was in the ad, and they're all dead. In
fact, EVERYONE who has been clinking, drinking and aah-ing a
Coke for anywhere close to 125 years is DEAD. Not one of
them has been left alive. We were unable to find anyone of
these people, anywhere in the world, to interview -
including the founder or any of Coke's employees. They're
all dead. I wonder if it is because they drank Coke?
Something to think about the next time you get thirsty for a
Coke or any other brand of soft drink - diet, or not. What
Coke is really good for is to get the rust off of metal,
nails, bolts, screws, etc.
Want to celebrate: Invite
friends over. Take any Cokes you have left around the house,
pour the contents into glasses and pass them around. Have a
toast, click glasses, and pour the contents down the drain
(or into the toilet which would be more significant) rather
than down your throat. Then, enjoy a longer, happier
life.
Cue the music; the gauzy, soft-focus ads; and the
focus-grouped fridge magnets: Coca-Cola turns 125 this
week.
Never a slouch in the self-promotion department,
high-flying CEO Muhtar Kent had himself serenaded by a
red-shirted Coca-Cola 125th Anniversary Young
Peoples Chorus to celebrate. Photos of the
occasion have a vaguely authoritarian hue, as if the
worlds biggest sugar water manufacturer subcontracted
out its visuals to one of Pyongyangs finest public
relations firms.
Kent has something of a Ten Year Plan for the company,
first floated in a chilly manifesto called 2020 Vision
and Roadmap for Winning Togethera doubling of
Coca-Colas global revenue by 2020:
We are laser-focused on targeting the right
consumers with fully integrated global marketing campaigns
that work on many levels, across many geographies and
cultures, and leverage a rich variety of media and
channels, Kent says. To target aging and
affluent consumers globally, we are actively exploring new
ingredients, new functionality and new occasions. At the
same time, we are creating new strategies that are winning
over a massive new generation of teens to drive growth of
Trademark Coca-Cola.
Whew! Thats a lot of targeting and
laser-focusing and winning over.
Unpacking all that Cokespeak, I think what Kent means is:
We want to sell more Coke to more kids more often
everywhere in the world. And that would be a public
health disaster.
Besides carbonated water, Coca-Colas main
ingredient is high-fructose corn syrup. While no better or
worse than regular sugar, that ingredient promotes weight
gain and its offspring: obesity, diabetes, and heart
disease. Its next ingredient is caramel
coloring, which despite the name has little to do with
caramel as you know it. Produced with ammonia
and sulfites, industrial caramel coloring is
contaminated with two carcinogens, 4-methylimidazole and
2-methylimidazole. Phosphoric acid erodes tooth enamel.
Caffeine is a mildly addictive drug, making the concoction
mildly habit forming. And, despite the efforts of dissenting
Coke shareholders, Coke lines its cans with the
controversial, endocrine-disrupting chemical bisphenol-A.
Its as if this drink were specifically engineered to
promote health problems.
Of course, back in 1886 when morphine-addled pharmacist
John Stith Pemberton invented the syrup that combines with
carbonated water to make Coca-Cola, he had no idea that his
concoction would become what it is today. According to the
sanitized mythology on Coca-Cola.com, in its first year on
sale at an Atlanta soda fountain, sales averaged just nine
glasses a day.
Today, liquid candynon-diet carbonated
soft drinksis the single largest source of American
calories, providing about 7 percent of calories. According
to our most recent Liquid Candy report, the average 13- to
18-year-old boy drinks about two 12-ounce cans of soda per
day; girls of the same age drink the equivalent of
one-and-a-third cans per day. Fortunately, despite the
hundreds of millions of dollars Coke spends on marketing in
the United States, consumption is declining. In fact, per
capita sales of Coca-Cola itself have declined by 30 percent
since 1998. Thats one of the best bits of health news
around.
Thanks to many decades of sunny television advertising
Coca-Cola conjures up warm and fuzzy feelings among many
Americans. But I hope that in observance of this
anniversary, policymakers and parents see through
Cokes manipulative marketing and do everything they
can to drive Coke consumption down even further. Instead of
doubling soda sales, as Kent envisions, lets commit to
cutting soda consumption far more by 2020. That would be a
milestone worth celebrating.
Read more: www.momsrising.org/blog/coke-turns-125-why-i%e2%80%99m-not-celebrating/#ixzz1Lhtb1f00
Source: www.momsrising.org/blog/coke-turns-125-why-i%E2%80%99m-not-celebrating/
Jim Jarvis for Coke's 125th
anniversary.
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