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Who Pays?


Received this in the mail, author unknown. Does anything ring true for you?

If SHE wants to sleep with him, then it's a date:
HE pays.

If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him and if SHE's a nice person who wants the "Just be friends" message to get through loud and clear:
SHE pays for herself and insists on it.

If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him and SHE's a nice person but HE's rich:
HE pays but SHE offers.

If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him, SHE's not a nice person, and HE's rich:
HE pays.

If HE pays but SHE doesn't want to seem like a freeloader:
SHE offers to help, HE refuses, SHE says she'll get the drinks or coffee later.

If HE's cheap:
HE asks her to split the bill.

If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's not a nice person, and they're going to a good place:
SHE feigns indifference to the financial catastrophe that awaits him. HE pays.

If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's a nice person and they're going to a good place:
SHE slips him the money before they get to the restaurant.

If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's nice and they're going to a cheap place:
SHE pays.

If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's not nice, and they're going to a cheap place:
SHE suddenly realizes that SHE has to stay home to wash her hair...forever.

If SHE asked him out, it's his birthday, and they're in love:
SHE pays.

If SHE asked him out and it's not his birthday but HE knows what's good for him:
SHE starts to pay, HE protests, SHE gives in.

If HE's a guy with any interest in seeing her again:
HE pays. Period.

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Take that, Imelda! Elizabeth I of England owned 3,000 gowns. Who paid?

 



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