The
Wealth Gap
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Bill Maher's excellent and sobering
commentary on the wealth gap
Last night, Bill Maher closed with a powerful New Rule about
the wealth gap in our country, and why the wealthy should be
afraid, very afraid.
And finally, New Rule: since the average CEO now makes
$380 times the wage of the average worker, if you want to
modernize The Great Gatsby, don't just show the rich
exploiting the poor, show the rich eating them. (graphic of
zombie eating human flesh)
Yes, a new version of The Great Gatsby opened today, a
fond look back at a gilded age when the very rich ran their
big pretty cars right over the very poor. And that was
supposed to make you sad for the rich, or the car, I
can't quite remember.
But the point is, Gatsby isn't really accurate for today,
because the wealth gap now is so much more profound than it
was even in the 1920s. The average "sales" associate at
Walmart makes $8.81 an hour. While the six heirs to the
Walmart fortune are worth $90 billion (audience gasps)
the same as the bottom 130 million Americans. Yes,
the have-nots are getting a lot have-nottier.
And not just at Walmart. 1 in 4 Americans makes less than
$10 an hour. 146 million, about half the country, do not
have enough to meet basic needs. And I say if you don't want
to pay people, just go all the way and do what we do here in
Hollywood, and call them "interns". (audience laughter and
applause)
Look at fast food jobs. It used to be they were the extra
jobs our kids would do to earn money for gas and weed. So
they weren't using up all of mom and dad's. Adults worked
actual jobs. But now, the economy is such that the fast food
jobs are the actual jobs. The median age of a fast food
worker is now 28. At the end of the order, they say, "Do you
want one of my kids with that?"
And they're the lucky ones. There's now a web service
called SeekingArrangement.com that matches rich men with
cash-strapped college girls. He provides tuition money, and
she provides "companionship". It's one hand washing the
other only in the case of one of the hands, it's a
penis. (grossed out audience laughter)
Or Google the words "McDonald's prostitute", and you'll
see stories about women being arrested for offering sex in
exchange for a Happy Meal. Google "self surgery", and you'll
see people operating on themselves, because they have no
health care. Families are literally eating cat food. I mean,
something is really not right when the kids hear the can
opener, and start rubbing themselves against your shin.
And the older kids? 42% of recent college grads live in
the houses they grew up in, because they cannot afford rent
anywhere else. And it's really creepy when you're a co-ed
trolling for a sugar daddy on SeekingArrangement.com, and
you get an IM from your actual dad downstairs saying,
"Damnit, honey, I'm already paying your rent!" (audience
groaner)
There was a story recently about a Georgia man whose home
was in foreclosure, savings running out. So he called 911,
and when the responders arrived, he took them hostage. His
demand? Getting his electricity turned back on. Now I'm not
saying that's a smart approach, but squeezing people
economically so tight, that they go all Django Unchained,
that's not smart either.
If you're rich, you should be begging the government to
redistribute your wealth. 'Cause you know what happens in
countries where there's a huge disparity between the rich
and the poor? The rich get kidnapped. It happens 72 times a
day in Mexico. Getting snatched out of your car is so common
in South Africa, that they actually make cars that do
this.
Source: www.dailykos.com/story/2013/05/11/1208385/-Bill-Maher-s-excellent-and-sobering-commentary-on-the-wealth-gap?detail=emailclassic
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As long as there are rich people in the world, they will
be desirous of distinguishing themselves from the poor. -
Jean Jacques Rousseau
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