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March 20 - A New Holiday... Steak and a BJ
Every Valentines day they rack their brains for that one special, unique gift that will show that they really do love you more than any other. Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out.
That's right, there's no special holiday for you to show your appreciation to the men in your life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and a BJ Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea,
it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word,
and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Source: This idea originated several years ago on the Storm and
Birdsey show on FNX Radio in New England. (See
www.stormandbirdsey.com/Storm%20and%20Birdsey/Miscellaneous/SteakandBJDay2002.htm
- no longer active)
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