good about living
the gay lifestyle?
The Top Ten Reasons
- You get more opportunities to dress us in
- You're automatically elevated to instant
stardom by all the Neanderthals in your
- You get more sex than your heterosexual
- You don't have to worry about children so
you can nip off to Sydney Mardi Gras or Miami's
White Party if it takes your fancy.
- You can give yourself a girlie name that all
your friends can adopt.
- You can have far more girlfriends to go our
clubbing with than your straight friends.
- You have a huge extended family of friends,
lovers, and sundries for every occasion. You can
party 48 hours every weekend if you want
- Generally speaking, you've probably got
great taste compared to the rest of the
- You're more open-minded than the general
population and don't see things in black and
* * *
Homosexuality is assuredly no advantage, but it is
nothing to be ashamed of, no vice, no degradation,
it cannot be classified as an illness....It is a
great injustice to persecute homosexuality as a
crime, and cruelty too. - Sigmund Freud
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