Durex - Bravo for this Caped
This ad from the 7/05 issue of FHM
magazine for Durex condoms covers it. "A Durex
penis is a superpower in your pants. At last, your
very own wiener cape. Cut it out, tie it on
and watch your damsel's distress melt away. But
before flying into sex, remove thy cape and be
astounded by the mighty powers of a Durex. Perhaps
your penis isn't in the mood to wear a
cape? Then visit www.durexdickorations.com for
all the latest fashions. There's sex. And then
there's Durex." Makes the point. See How
to Put on a Condom.
A Durex is a superpower in your
At last, your very own wiener cape. Cut it out,
tie it on and watch your damsel's distress melt
away. But before flying into sex, remove thy cape
and be astounded by the mighty powers of a
A Durex penis gets totally pumped on
When going on vacation, don't forget your penis.
He wants to show everyone that six packs aren't
just for abs anymore When he hits the beach wearing
this buff body, it'll be high tide for everyone.
Just remember to dive in with a Durex.
A Durex penis isn't afraid of a low
Going for the titled belt and you'll instantly
feel like a contender. Gut for goodness sake,
unbuckle the belt and lace up one of our finely
crafted gloves before entering the ring.
What a deceivingly shrewd
sausage you have become in your formal wear. Few
penises have such luck with gorgeous women. After a
long day of subterfuge, you deserve to slip into
something more comfortable. An agency-issue Durez,
A Durex penis is King of
Remember Your Highness. When you
don royal garb, you instantly earn the love and
admiration of humble subjects from across the land.
But hark! If you don't appear at your
partner's quarters bearing a sheath for your sword,
then to the stockades with you Fool!
any of these designs.
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