Cavemen in
the Kitchen

Blueberry Soup

This little dish is really like a blueberry vichyssoise. What is a vichyssoise you may ask? It is cold potato soup. Now that is something tasty. I bet cold potato soup was created by someone who forgot to pay the gas bill. Okay, this stuff is really cool because it can be prepared in little or no time and, you only get a few dishes dirty. Mind you though!! It must be done before dinner.


1. 1 cup of blueberry yogurt (6 oz)
2. 16 oz package of frozen blueberries
3. 6 oz of orange juice
4. ¼ cup sugar
5. ¼ tsp of cinnamon
6. Cool Whip


If you have one of those hand blenders, you can use a mixing bowl but honestly, a blender is the best way to go. Empty out the margarita mix and tequila from the blender and into it, toss the yogurt and keep the empty yogurt container. Fill the empty container two times with frozen blueberries and toss them in. Next, fill the yogurt container with orange juice and throw that in. To the all of this stuff, toss in the sugar and the cinnamon and the hard part is done.

Turn the blender on to blend but keep an eye on it as you do not want to beat all the blueberries to hell. You only want about 2/3 of them pulverized. It is cool to leave a few whole ones in there so the date doesn’t have to ask where the blue color came from. Pour a good amount into some bowls and let these chill during dinner in the fridge.


Right before you bring this stuff out, float some Cool Whip in the center and enjoy. It is cool and refreshing and…I ran out of adjectives.

©2010, by Ron DesMarais

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Ron DesMarais started life in Charlottesville, VA and has lived in several parts of the United States. When people hear the number of times he has moved, the question invariably arises as to whether or not he was an ‘Army Brat.’ There is only a half-truth there and that is found by dropping ‘Army’; unless, you consider ‘Army of Darkness.’ After moving with his parents for several years, Ron continued his nomadic ways, which were spurred by his mother’s finding out where he currently lived. In the process of changing dwellings and never getting rental deposits back (which he claims were never his fault), Ron’s financial status required that he start cooking for himself, as he could not afford eating out. This resulted in his quickly getting bored with Top Ramen and deciding to get creative in the kitchen. Soon, a list of recipes with a limited number of inexpensive ingredients started coming together. What really bolstered the creation of his book Cavemen in the Kitchen, and the writing of it as not just a cookbook but a ‘dating aid’ as well was when Ron ended up at a date’s house after a financially draining evening out. As both were hungry but Ron too broke and both too tired to go out somewhere, Ron dug through her cabinets, found some items to work with and based on a recipe he had created earlier, he created a meal for both. She loved it and the results of the meal were amazing in ways those under 18 should not hear about. From that point, dates for Ron consisted of cooking dinner, either at his house or the date’s house, and afterwards, either watching a video or doing something else. Click here to order a copy of the book (Contains adult content.)

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