Hair Every Other Place
Continued from last week. A few men actually look
better with a beard. For example, those with
receding chins or deeply pock-marked complexions.
Often a beard is an attempt to make the world
believe hes an intelligent authority
This info is directly from How to Date Young
HAIR ON YOUR FACE. Facial hair makes you look
older. It also makes you look like a leftover
hippy. Shaggy sideburns are useless, except in
Tulsa or Appalachia.
Trying to compensate for a bald head with a
beard only looks like youre trying to
compensate for a bald head with a beard. If your
features require facial hair it must be neat, short
and well trimmed at all times. Dont sit at
the table wondering why shes smirking.
Theres a piece of fettucini hung up in your
stash. Constant monitoring is required when eating
or drinking. The rest of the time, combing and
constant grooming is a must.
Blade shaving seems to take off a couple of
years. I do it in the morning or before she comes
over in the evening. The rest of the time I use the
HAIR ON THE REST OF YOUR HEAD. The hormonal
changes you begin around 35 and continue through 55
make you want to behave like an 18 year old.
Thats good. The same changes cause hair in
your ears and nose to grow like Topsy. Thats
Dont let her find a bush in your ear when
she slips her tongue in there. Hairs sticking out
of your nose are as attractive as a booger. Trim
all these hairs every damned week. Develop a
routine. Dont you dare forget.
Yucky is her descriptive word for these
hairs. Bushy eyebrows must be trimmed. No
BODY HAIR. Thick back hair or chest hair
protruding from your shirt makes you look like a
gorilla. Keep it trimmed.
If you doubt any of this information, ask any
woman you are good friends with. Dont argue,
just listen and learn from the mouths of babes!
©2009, R. Don
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has worked for more than 20 aerospace, defense and
engineering companies as well as many political
campaigns both in LA and in Hawaii. He became a
Marriage, Family and Child Counselor in 1976.
Beyond writing, other passions include a deep,
abiding hatred for hypocrites, bureaucrats, poverty
pimps and nearly all politicians; a lifelong
devotion to anthropology, philosophy; astronomy and
cosmology plus a long-term love affair with Hawaii,
consummated in 1996. He and Joanna Bardot Lopez
live in Whittier CA, with their number one dog
Wolfie, number two dog, Tootsie, Peaches The
Rabbit, Puppy Cat, Princess Cat, Snookums Cat and
Bebe Cat. Don is the author of Date
Young Women: For men over 35 -
to Date Young Women: For men over 35,
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