Don
Steele

 

Hair Every Other Place


Continued from last week. A few men actually look better with a beard. For example, those with receding chins or deeply pock-marked complexions. Often a beard is an attempt to make the world believe he’s an intelligent authority figure.

This info is directly from How to Date Young Women

HAIR ON YOUR FACE. Facial hair makes you look older. It also makes you look like a leftover hippy. Shaggy sideburns are useless, except in Tulsa or Appalachia.

Trying to compensate for a bald head with a beard only looks like you’re trying to compensate for a bald head with a beard. If your features require facial hair it must be neat, short and well trimmed at all times. Don’t sit at the table wondering why she’s smirking. There’s a piece of fettucini hung up in your stash. Constant monitoring is required when eating or drinking. The rest of the time, combing and constant grooming is a must.

Blade shaving seems to take off a couple of years. I do it in the morning or before she comes over in the evening. The rest of the time I use the Norelco.

HAIR ON THE REST OF YOUR HEAD. The hormonal changes you begin around 35 and continue through 55 make you want to behave like an 18 year old. That’s good. The same changes cause hair in your ears and nose to grow like Topsy. That’s bad.

Don’t let her find a bush in your ear when she slips her tongue in there. Hairs sticking out of your nose are as attractive as a booger. Trim all these hairs every damned week. Develop a routine. Don’t you dare forget. “Yucky” is her descriptive word for these hairs. Bushy eyebrows must be trimmed. No discussion.

BODY HAIR. Thick back hair or chest hair protruding from your shirt makes you look like a gorilla. Keep it trimmed.

If you doubt any of this information, ask any woman you are good friends with. Don’t argue, just listen and learn from the mouths of babes!

©2009, R. Don Steele

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Don Steele has worked for more than 20 aerospace, defense and engineering companies as well as many political campaigns both in LA and in Hawaii. He became a Marriage, Family and Child Counselor in 1976. Beyond writing, other passions include a deep, abiding hatred for hypocrites, bureaucrats, poverty pimps and nearly all politicians; a lifelong devotion to anthropology, philosophy; astronomy and cosmology plus a long-term love affair with Hawaii, consummated in 1996. He and Joanna Bardot Lopez live in Whittier CA, with their number one dog Wolfie, number two dog, Tootsie, Peaches The Rabbit, Puppy Cat, Princess Cat, Snookums Cat and Bebe Cat. Don is the author of Date Young Women:  For men over 35 - Revised, How to Date Young Women:  For men over 35, Volume II, and most recently, Body Language Secrets. Check out steelballsAUDIO.COM and steelballsRadio.com or E-Mail.



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